There's an elephant in India that robs motorists. People can now change television channels with their minds. Whales evolved from land mammals (like hippos), and that's why they have horizontal tail fins, while fish have vertical tail fins. Tonight Mission Control tried to gather a gross creepy bug scampering through the guest room in a paper towel in order to gently catch and release him outside, but we were clumsy. We saw a greenish gooey spot on the paper towel as we stood outside trying to shake the bug free. The price of corn is predicted to rise precipitously this year. And, yes, your eldest sibling is in fact smarter than you.
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Mission Control is an oldest child.
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